7 Responses to Flower Child

  1. Ndugu May 2, 2010 at 8:49 pm #

    I lol’d pretty hard.

    Smash the tulipocracy!

  2. Rorshak (1313) May 2, 2010 at 9:23 pm #

    Seriously, fuck those flowers, man. Always sitting there looking all colorful and shit. They need to be taught a lesson.

  3. Michael M. Butler May 3, 2010 at 12:33 am #

    Be sure to destroy the tall poppies first, little girl. (/aussieref)

  4. Alex May 3, 2010 at 1:25 am #

    I would like to pull out like all those petals and slooshy it creech blue murder. For being so like boastful.

  5. Darian May 3, 2010 at 9:18 am #

    Brilliant! Reminds me of this: http://www.fupenguin.com/

  6. Joel Schlosberg May 4, 2010 at 11:21 pm #

    Speaking of f***ed up things having to with flowers, there’s this gem from John W. Campbell’s Analog in 1968:

    “Curious Phenomenon

    Why do they call them ‘flower children?’ Flowers look beautiful and smell fresh and clean.”

    • Roderick May 4, 2010 at 11:50 pm #

      Well, flowers are naked and their feet (or their heads, if you buy Aristotle’s view that flowers are inverted relative to us — their sexual organs up in the air and their food-intake systems underground) are covered with dirt ….

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