How to Make Half a Million

I learn from Rachel Maddow’s show that Larry Flynt has a standing offer of a million dollar reward (well, actually “up to” one million) to anyone who will “provide documented evidence of illicit sexual or intimate relations with a Congressperson, Senator or other prominent officeholder.”

So the obvious thing to do is to call the officeholder you most fancy and suggest having an affair, spilling the beans to Flynt, and then splitting the reward.

7 Responses to How to Make Half a Million

  1. Black Bloke June 8, 2011 at 8:50 pm #

    So… will you do it?

    • Roderick June 8, 2011 at 10:48 pm #

      Having trouble finding a prominent officeholder I fancy ….

      • Black Bloke June 8, 2011 at 11:03 pm #

        Between local, state, and federal, I think you’ll find someone 😉

        • Roderick June 9, 2011 at 12:47 am #

          It has to be “prominent.” If I have an affair with that lovely animal control officer from Pewksbury, Alabama, I don’t think Larry’ll be reaching for his wallet.

        • Black Bloke June 9, 2011 at 1:02 am #

          Palin it is then. Or Granholm. Or maybe Bachmann…

          Would Peggy Noonan count? This can be a fun or disturbing mental exercise.

        • Stephan Kinsella June 9, 2011 at 7:43 am #

          Nailin’ Palin.

  2. Anon73 June 9, 2011 at 9:26 am #

    Would the Chris Lee story work or does it have to be an ongoing physical relationship? Odd now that I think about it, neither Chris Lee or Anthony Weiner actually went beyond internet!

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