Spawn of “Everything You Need To Know About Comics”

My regular readers are already familiar with the terrifying radioactive origins of Batman, Robin, Man-Bat, Black Canary, and Green Lantern.

But wait, there’s more!

a radioactive iron Iron Man was a man who got his powers through being bitten by a radioactive iron.

The Sandman was a man who got his powers through being bitten by some radioactive sand.

Superman was a man who got his powers through being bitten by a radioactive building superintendent.

The Silver Surfer was a surfer who got his powers through being bitten by some radioactive silver.

The Human Torch was a torch that got its powers through being bitten by a radioactive human.

Red Tornado was a tornado that got its powers through being bitten by a radioactive Communist.

Radioactive Man Doctor Doom was a doom that got its powers through being bitten by a radioactive person with a doctorate.

Man-Thing was a thing that got its powers through being bitten by a radioactive man.

Swamp Thing was a thing that got its powers through being bitten by a radioactive swamp.

The Justice League was a league that got its powers through being bitten by a radioactive Supreme Court judge.

Harley Quinn was a mighty Eskimo who got her powers through being bitten by a radioactive motorcycle.

Captain America was the entire United States of America, which got its powers through being bitten by a radioactive captain.

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3 Responses to Spawn of “Everything You Need To Know About Comics”

  1. Anon73 April 30, 2008 at 2:00 pm #

    Hey longrob, thought you might find this onion article pretty funny:

    http://www.theonion.com/content/node/27873

  2. Alex Peak May 5, 2008 at 12:39 pm #

    You left out my favourite one: V.

    Of course, V was a person who got bit by a radioactive muppet. 🙂

  3. Administrator May 6, 2008 at 2:03 am #

    No, V would have to be a / who got bitten by a radioactive \.

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