3 Responses to I Won’t Believe It Because I Won’t Read It

  1. Jason August 27, 2012 at 2:13 pm #

    If only H.L. Mencken had been alive to comment about the quality of People magazine.

  2. Charles H. August 28, 2012 at 6:00 am #

    Kim Kardashian’s shoes don’t care about black people?

  3. Anon73 August 28, 2012 at 1:43 pm #

    Allow me to suggest some alternative titles:

    Kim Kardashian Kanye Katastrophe
    Kanye Kleaning Kommences!
    Kayne Empties the Closet! Decisive Living Room Fight!
    The Kase of Kim’s Kalf-Boots

    I will also put forward a suggestion for the opening quotation of the novelization of this gripping narrative:

    Happy celebrity couples are all alike; every unhappy unhappy celebrity couple is unhappy in its own way.

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