The United States was nearly destroyed last month.
Thankfully, alert public servants intervened to avert Americas destruction; like Gandalf facing down the Balrog they cried you … shall not … pass!” and sent Boris and Natasha scurrying back to their sinister overseas nation.
Oh, and Marilyn Monroes remains are safe also.
Dum dum dum da dum dum, I feel free ….
And then they went back to their Camden flat, where they knew they would be secure, because an Englishman’s home is his oh wait.
Its what I would expect from security goons, but it would be nice if the Huffington post recognised the difference between British and Irish.
Looks like they’re Irish citizens but U.K. residents.
Or maybe the HuffPo are Liberal Unionists.