The United States was nearly destroyed last month.
Thankfully, alert public servants intervened to avert America’s destruction; like Gandalf facing down the Balrog they cried “you … shall not … pass!” – and sent Boris and Natasha scurrying back to their sinister overseas nation.
Oh, and Marilyn Monroe’s remains are safe also.
Dum dum dum da dum dum, I feel free ….