– I’ve fought vampires before.
– These vampires are different.
– What’s different about them?
– They have … they have fangs coming out of their nostrils!
[montage of attacks by vampires with fangs coming out of their nostrils]
Nostrilvania: they have fangs coming out of their nostrils!
Too much time on your hands?
Which one, Nancy Pelosi or Rick Perry?
Hmmm…
Only one post in the past week. What does that say about your moral fiber?
Scene with fangs descending cuts to scene with hero blowing her nose. Symbolism.
“We’re not that different you and I.”