– I’ve fought vampires before.
– These vampires are different.
– What’s different about them?
– They have … they have fangs coming out of their nostrils!

[montage of attacks by vampires with fangs coming out of their nostrils]

Nostrilvania: they have fangs coming out of their nostrils!

4 Responses to Nostrilvania

  1. Black Bloke September 21, 2011 at 11:29 pm #

    Too much time on your hands?

  2. Scott Lazarowitz September 22, 2011 at 2:31 am #

    Which one, Nancy Pelosi or Rick Perry?

  3. Jay September 23, 2011 at 7:27 pm #


    Only one post in the past week. What does that say about your moral fiber?

  4. marris September 29, 2011 at 1:56 pm #

    Scene with fangs descending cuts to scene with hero blowing her nose. Symbolism.

    “We’re not that different you and I.”

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