Statism for Kids

Biggest Ever Book of Questions and Answers Yesterday while waiting in the barber shop I took a look at a children’s book they had amongst the magazines, titled Biggest Ever Book of Questions and Answers. One of the entries read as follows:

Why Are Some Lands Richer Than Others?
Some lands have good soil, where crops can grow. Some have oil, which is worth a lot of money. But other countries have poor soil, little rain, and no minerals. However hard people work there, they struggle to survive.

Well, sure, variation in the supply of natural resources is certainly one reason why some lands are richer than others. But to omit political factors entirely is hardly honest. Is superiority of natural resources really the reason why, say, Luxembourg and Hong Kong are so much richer than Honduras or Angola? It does children no service to teach them that poverty is due solely to the arbitrary favours of nature rather than to the remediable wickedness of political institutions.

Edward Albert Christian George Andrew Patrick David Saxe-Coburg-Gotha Windsor But it soon transpires that the Biggest Ever Book of Questions and Answers is no disrespecter of governments. Reading a little further, under “What Is A Head Of State?,” I learned that “The most important person in a country is the head of state.”

Really? So for example in 1936, in an England that included Francis Crick, Paul Dirac, J. B. S. Haldane, F. A. Hayek, Aldous Huxley, John Maynard Keynes, C. S. Lewis, George Orwell, Bertrand Russell, Alan Turing, Frank Whittle, Ludwig Wittgenstein, and Virginia Woolf, the most important person in England was the blithering nonentity named Edward Albert Christian George Andrew Patrick David Saxe-Coburg-Gotha Windsor?

By that time the barber was ready for me, so I was spared further inanity.


4 Responses to Statism for Kids

  1. Dennis Shoup September 19, 2007 at 1:39 pm #

    Ahh but Windsor was exquisitely dressed, doesn’t that count for anything?

  2. Administrator September 19, 2007 at 4:50 pm #

    Bertrand Russell could whip Windsor’s ass.

  3. Mike September 19, 2007 at 8:30 pm #

    Sounds like Mr. Fardon read “Guns Germs and Steel” and didn’t get it….

  4. Joel Schlosberg September 20, 2007 at 5:16 pm #

    Ahh, this is a fun topic.

    I recently caught these videos running on the local public access station:

    I’m really happy to know that “most legislators are good hearted people” who “want to serve the public” despite “a bad apple or two”; that “most of your money is spent on important, widely supported projects like protecting our country and assisting senior citizens”; and that “whether or not [spending is] wasteful is often in the eye of the beholder”.

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