Is It Warm Yet? By Roderick on September 11, 2007 1 Just saw a beer commercial – Coors, I think – that said their product “starts out cold and ends up refreshing.” So their beer is never cold and refreshing at the same time? I wouldn’t have thought it was a good idea to admit that. Lapsus Linguae
Coors is cold when it goes into your body. It may not be all that refreshing when it comes out, but it’s got to taste better than it did going in.
This reminds me for some reason of that “what has four legs in the morning,” etc. riddle. National Lampoon printed a letter with “William Holden”‘s answer: “It’s me. When I wake up, I crawl out of bed on my hands and knees. By noon, I’ve managed to stagger onto my feet. And by the evening, I’m too shitfaced to count.”