Another example for the Euthyphro file: an envelope of puffery from Discover magazine includes a bookmark with fifteen little-known facts. Here are two of them:
8. No American has died of old age since 1951.
9. That was the year the government eliminated old age as a category on death certificates
Truly Thou art great, O State!
But … why not eliminate all causes of death while Thou’rt at it?