I Won’t Believe It Because I Won’t Read It By Roderick on August 27, 2012 3 Some headlines just pull you into a story. Others don’t. Lapsus Linguae
If only H.L. Mencken had been alive to comment about the quality of People magazine.
Kim Kardashian’s shoes don’t care about black people?
Allow me to suggest some alternative titles:
Kim Kardashian Kanye Katastrophe
Kanye Kleaning Kommences!
Kayne Empties the Closet! Decisive Living Room Fight!
The Kase of Kim’s Kalf-Boots
I will also put forward a suggestion for the opening quotation of the novelization of this gripping narrative:
Happy celebrity couples are all alike; every unhappy unhappy celebrity couple is unhappy in its own way.