5 responses to “Why Nuclear War Can Never Happen in the Marvel Universe”

  1. Brandon

    Chromium 18.0.997.0 Ubuntu/11.10

    The radiation-induced-powers characters like the FF, Peter Parker, Bruce Banner — they were all created in some kind of ironic twist on their own arrogance and self-confidence.

    Banner invented the gamma bomb that should have killed him, Parker was a science genius who was irradiated by a science experiment, Reed Richards own ship is what carried the FF into the cosmic rays.

    So in the case of the Japanese, what should have happened is that a bunch of Japanese mutants would be created as a result of the Japanese desire to oppose US hegemony in the Pacific. The sons of bitches how dare they, and whatnot.

  2. Kevin Carson

    Firefox 3.6.25 MacIntosh

    Nelson: I’d have thought an atomic bomb would kill him!
    Bart: Well, now you know better.

    1. dennis

      Firefox 9.0.1 Windows XP

      I believe the line you attribute to Nelson was actually Martin’s.

  3. zhinxy

    Chrome 16.0.912.75 Windows 7

    what should have happened is that a bunch of Japanese mutants would be created as a result of the Japanese desire to oppose US hegemony in the Pacific

    Well, they got Godzilla.

    History shows again, and again how nature points out the folly of man?