18 responses to “Nuclear Bomb Levels Paris, Many American Tourists Killed”

  1. Bob Kaercher

    MSIE 6.0 Windows XP

    Roderick, it isn’t that “only America exists,” but that America is the only country that exists that is of any importance. Hope that clarifies things for you.

  2. Anon73

    Firefox 3.0.8 Windows XP

    I don’t see the distinction.

  3. Matt

    MSIE 7.0 Windows Vista

    Perhaps because the French hostage situation in the article had been resolved (poorly) while the American hostage situation was still ongoing as of the press-time of the article you quote.

  4. Brother Mark, Amen

    MSIE 7.0 Windows XP

    Nobody posted the Onion video from last year yet?

  5. littlehorn

    Firefox 1.5.0.7 Windows XP

    According to McClatchy News, the pirates had no more ammo. This was murder.

    1. Mike D

      Firefox 3.0.8 MacIntosh

      Bit of a stretch there. Weapons or no, they were still holding a man hostage. I’m as big a critic of American militarism as any libertarian, but I won’t be shedding any tears over dead pirates.

      1. Rich Baumann

        Galeon 2.0.6 Linux

        It’s no more a stretch than saying that it’s murder to kill someone for simply standing on your lawn, before you’ve even so much as asked them to leave. Only the force that’s actually necessary for defense is actually defensive. Killing is only justifiable if it is the minimum force necessary for actual defense. Force used for supposedly defensive purposes, that goes beyond what is actually required for defense, is not defensive force, it is criminal aggression. If they were unarmed, killing them was not actually necessary for defense, lesser force would’ve been sufficient, and so they died by criminal aggression, thus making it murder, or at the very least manslaughter (though that distinction really has no place in libertarian law, because the restitution should be the same regardless).

  6. Anon73

    Firefox 3.0.8 Windows XP

    The story I read said the men were brandishing guns and threatening to kill the hostage. Of course, even if a dozen soldiers swore to it I’d still be skeptical. Considering how honest the domestic police forces in this country are, I’m not sure one can expect much more in the way of honesty from the regular military.

  7. John T. Kennedy

    Firefox 3.0.8.NETCLR3.5.30729 Windows XP

    “The American media’s attitude is even worse; only America exists.”

    My attitude is worse than that; I don’t even care about the American ship.

    1. Brandon

      Firefox 9.04jauntyShiretoko Linux

      It’s obvious that you don’t understand what makes America great — the ability to kill people in the Third World, especially if their skin isn’t white.

      1. John T. Kennedy

        Firefox 3.0.8.NETCLR3.5.30729 Windows XP

        You figure that was Obama’s play here?

        1. Brandon

          Firefox 9.04jauntyShiretoko Linux

          It was what it always is: Don’t Mess With The Big Dog.
          Every administration does this. Happens all the time. It’s just that over the years the Big Dog has discovered that it’s easier when you use a section of the world, ie. the Third World, that can’t defend itself.
          The US isn’t going to attack a country like Germany or Japan again. It’s too expensive. It’s better to shoot fish in a barrel.

        2. John T. Kennedy

          Firefox 3.0.8 Windows Vista

          On the other hand Germany and japan have not hijacked any American ships lately, that could be a factor.

  8. Anon73

    Firefox 3.0.8 Windows XP

    Supposedly the ship carried U.N. food aid for Kenya or some such country. Would you feel the same way if the ship was carrying food aid from private, voluntary donations?

  9. Ray Mangum

    Firefox 3.0.8 Windows XP

    America is the elephant in the room that nobody can stop talking about. Or the 90 pound gorilla or whatever. Some kind of terrifying overweight beast. A Kraken, maybe.

    1. Black Bloke

      Safari MacIntosh

      Fear my gorilla! He weighs less than 100 pounds!

  10. Anon73

    Firefox 3.0.8 Windows XP

    Kraken sounds cooler.