The Romney Victory Fund is now …. offering dinner with GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney and Celebrity Apprentice television star Donald Trump. … Persons who donate $3 or more to the fund will have their names placed in a raffle. … The winner will be invited to the Romney-Trump dinner event in Las Vegas. … As an added attraction, Newt Gingrich will be dining with Romney and Trump.
What could be more deliriously delightful?
Second prize, two tickets!
I’m only going if Rick Santorum will give me a back rub.
“What’s Donald Trump like? He’s like Don King, except with creepier hair and a broken moral compass” – Adam Carolla
This sounds like a job for George Bush Sr.
The psychopatic meal…
I love how they toss in the fact that Newt Gingrich is going to attend as if it’s some kind of positive. If I went I’d suggest he go scrub the toilets so he can feel what it’s like “to earn an honest living”, as opposed to greedily raking in Super PAC money.
Though actually, if I were forced at gunpoint to have dinner with one of these three guys, I’d probably pick Gingrich as the least unbearable of the three to have a conversation with. He’s actually read some books, and he has interests outside of politics (paleontology, for example).
On the plus side, it’s probably the first sitdown meal Romney’s had with a real live polygamist.
Zing!