Blissful Opportunity

The Romney Victory Fund is now …. offering dinner with GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney and Celebrity Apprentice television star Donald Trump. … Persons who donate $3 or more to the fund will have their names placed in a raffle. … The winner will be invited to the Romney-Trump dinner event in Las Vegas. … As an added attraction, Newt Gingrich will be dining with Romney and Trump.

What could be more deliriously delightful?


9 Responses to Blissful Opportunity

  1. Grant Gould May 25, 2012 at 5:40 am #

    Second prize, two tickets!

  2. Neil May 25, 2012 at 3:57 pm #

    I’m only going if Rick Santorum will give me a back rub.

  3. James Wilson May 25, 2012 at 5:14 pm #

    “What’s Donald Trump like? He’s like Don King, except with creepier hair and a broken moral compass” – Adam Carolla

  4. Kevin Carson May 25, 2012 at 10:32 pm #

    This sounds like a job for George Bush Sr.

  5. Sergio Méndez May 26, 2012 at 11:32 am #

    The psychopatic meal…

  6. Anon73 May 26, 2012 at 2:46 pm #

    I love how they toss in the fact that Newt Gingrich is going to attend as if it’s some kind of positive. If I went I’d suggest he go scrub the toilets so he can feel what it’s like “to earn an honest living”, as opposed to greedily raking in Super PAC money.

    • Roderick May 26, 2012 at 7:12 pm #

      Though actually, if I were forced at gunpoint to have dinner with one of these three guys, I’d probably pick Gingrich as the least unbearable of the three to have a conversation with. He’s actually read some books, and he has interests outside of politics (paleontology, for example).

  7. Kevin Carson May 26, 2012 at 2:50 pm #

    On the plus side, it’s probably the first sitdown meal Romney’s had with a real live polygamist.

    • Anon73 May 26, 2012 at 3:07 pm #


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