Acid Reflux

NosferatuSo, I have this idea for a scene in a movie, but I have no idea for the rest of the movie, so here’s the scene. Some people find it really funny, others are like “what?”

The characters are fighting a bunch of vampires, and the Cool Guy takes out this water cannon and starts blasting the vampires with liquid. When it hits them it burns like acid; the vampires’ faces melt, they collapse screaming, etc.

Less Cool Guy: Damn, that stuff works on them just like acid! What is it, holy water?

Cool Guy: No, it’s acid.

That is all.


11 Responses to Acid Reflux

  1. Mike February 14, 2009 at 5:39 pm #

    That would have to be one hell of a super soaker.

    • Mike February 14, 2009 at 5:47 pm #

      And wikipedia tells me that’s exactly what a “water cannon” is…

      wtg me…

  2. Tristan February 14, 2009 at 5:54 pm #

    That’s great, love it 🙂

  3. Rich Hammer February 14, 2009 at 7:38 pm #

    When cool guy says “It’s acid”, is he speaking literally or metaphorically? I assumed it was literally water (from a “water cannon”). Didn’t get it. But I laughed when the idea hit me that it was literally acid.

    • Roderick February 14, 2009 at 8:31 pm #

      I meant the latter.

      • Roderick February 14, 2009 at 8:43 pm #

        I probably should have said it was a water cannon type device. Presumably made of sturdier material than the average super soaker.

  4. Brandon February 14, 2009 at 9:19 pm #

    The makers of “the Lost Boys” had a similar idea in 1987.

    • Roderick February 14, 2009 at 10:39 pm #

      I never saw that. What was the similar idea?

      • Brandon February 14, 2009 at 11:02 pm #

        They used a small water pistol on a vampire in that flick. Check it out, it’s not too bad.

        • Roderick February 15, 2009 at 10:35 am #

          But what was in it? Just holy water? If so, that’s an old idea.

  5. John H. February 25, 2009 at 4:51 pm #

    Add some cursing and it’d be very “John Dies at the End.”

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