61 responses to “I’d Like to Buy the World a Koch”

  1. Anon73

    Firefox 3.6.8 Windows XP

    I’d heard Koch gave lots of money to the Cato institute, but other than that didn’t know much about him. It’s pretty bizarre when you get to the point that you know something is good by virtue of the fact that the media hates it, and vice versa.

  2. MBH

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    How are these shit heads not vulgar libertarians?

    1. Brandon

      Chromium 7.0.503.0 Ubuntu/10.04

      Would the extremely large amounts of money given to the damned Republicans count them in as “vulgar”?

      1. MBH

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        Financial support for Glenn Beck’s “Restoring Honor” gathering, in which white America “reclaims” the civil rights movement, is enough for me. The Koch’s are fucking frauds.

        1. Brandon

          Chromium 7.0.503.0 Ubuntu/10.04

          I don’t think there’s any goddam reason to swear about it.

  3. NathanS

    Chrome 5.0.375.127 Windows XP

    Hasn’t CATO done more hit jobs on Bush than practically any other president? To label the Kooch’s as conservative backers and apologist is a bit of a stretch.

    1. MBH

      Firefox 3.6.8 Ubuntu/10.04

      Then how about labeling them ‘vulgar libertarians’?

  4. WorBlux

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    “The Kochs have cast themselves as deficit hawks, but, according to a study by Media Matters, their companies have benefitted from nearly a hundred million dollars in government contracts since 2000.

    Read more http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2010/08/30/100830fa_fact_mayer?currentPage=all#ixzz0xot7IrnY

    So with a 100 billion dollar per year revenue, of ten years, that’s 0.01% of revenue from government benifits.

  5. Anon73

    Firefox 3.6.8 Windows XP

    Actually reading through the article, I couldn’t help but be reminded of that one B5 episode where ISN news does a special on the characters where they distort, smear, and lie the entire segment in hilarious ways. Reading that article is like reading an expose on the “vast libertarian conspiracy” that is soon going to take over America and possibly maybe in some manner cut government spending!

  6. b-psycho

    Firefox 3.6.8.NETCLR3.5.30729 Windows Vista

    With how lopsided the effect of the Koch empire has been, I only see two possible explanations:

    1) on average, their beneficiaries just happen to suck at making an overall case for liberty, and just so happen to be great at making a narrow case for the “liberty” of an institution that has no legitimate reason to exist (the limited liability corporation).

    2) the Koch brothers frankly don’t give a fuck about anything beyond their own narrow economic interests, and humbly invite anyone who doesn’t like to suck their kochs.

    To be honest, I’d think lower of them if the answer was the first than the 2nd, just off the sheer incompetence of it.

    1. Micha Ghertner

      Chrome 5.0.375.127 Windows 7

      “the Koch brothers frankly don’t give a fuck about anything beyond their own narrow economic interests”

      Here’s what I don’t understand about this theory: Is it *really* in their narrow economic interests to fund Cato, IHS, etc? Wouldn’t they be better off financially just hiring lots of tax accountants and/or storing their wealth overseas?

      1. JOR

        MSIE 8.0 Windows 7

        Never let mere parsimony interrupt the joyous rapture of speculative psychoanalysis over the internet.

        1. MBH

          Firefox 3.6.8 Ubuntu/10.04

          Yeah, I mean, it really is just guess-work when you analyze the right-libertarians. Who knows what they’re really motivated by deep down in their hearts?

      2. b-psycho

        Firefox 3.6.8.NETCLR3.5.30729 Windows Vista

        Either/or. I think it’s possible that isn’t the case, but functionally it doesn’t matter, the result is the same. The parts where their agenda contradicts itself end up gaining the most influence.

      3. MBH

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        Is it *really* in their narrow economic interests to fund Cato, IHS, etc?

        Short-term? No. Long-term? Is it in their narrow economic interest to fund programs and think tanks that advance viral ideas through endless repetition — ideas that translate into votes, votes that translate into policy, and policy that translates into higher profits? Is it a gamble? Sure. But their vision of return on investment is reason enough, for them, to fund those programs and think tanks.

        1. MBH

          Firefox 3.6.8 Ubuntu/10.04

          But the short term (perceived) benefit is political not economic.

  7. b-psycho

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    The background switched to yellow & pink. Roderick, did you change it to that or did someone hack into your site?

  8. b-psycho

    Firefox 3.6.8.NETCLR3.5.30729 Windows Vista

    Enough for what? To keep it going? By that standard, what ISN’T a state?

    1. MBH

      Firefox 3.6.8 Ubuntu/10.04

      Whatever doesn’t entail voluntary funding for a militia.

  9. Three Shalt Thou Count

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