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3 Responses to Judas Was Gay! Beware the Gay!

  1. Kevin Carson May 12, 2012 at 9:18 pm #

    God, that poor woman! I’m just glad she’s not pushing a shopping cart around and screaming at people about the RFID chip in her head. She reminds me of that SNL skit spoofing the questioner at a McCain rally: “We know Obama’s really Egyptian, and he’s going to rebuild the White House in the shape of a pyramid.”

    Um, BTW: how in the name of all that’s holy are “single-gender dorms” supposed to prevent people from “going gay”?

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    • Roderick May 12, 2012 at 9:51 pm #

      Maybe the theory is that hetero sex is a gateway drug to gay sex.

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  2. Brandon May 13, 2012 at 10:12 am #

    I’ve seen the text she was reading from. She was planning on reading this as well:

    Russia, Germany, Romania – they can have all the democracy they want. They can have a democracy cakewalk right through the middle of Tiananmen Square and it won’t make a lick of difference, because we’ve got the bombs, OK?

    John Wayne’s not dead – he’s frozen! And when we find a cure for cancer, we’re gonna thaw out the Duke and he’s gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? You ever taken a cold shower? Well, multiply that by 15 million times. That’s how pissed off the Duke’s gonna be.

    I’m gonna get the Duke and John Cassavetes and Lee Marvin and Sam Peckinpah and a case of whiskey and drive down to Texas…

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