Do you or your organization directly or indirectly advocate, advise, teach or practice the duty or necessity of controlling, seizing or overthrowing the government of the United States, the state of South Carolina or any political division thereof?
If so, fill out a Subversive Agent Form, listing your organisations core beliefs and the names of all your members, and send it along with $5 to the South Carolina secretary of state.
I am not making this up. I cant tell whether this form is genuine, but the enabling legislation certainly is. (CHT Kevin Carson.)