Everything You Need to Know About Comics

Bat Signal 1. Batman got his powers (including his special “batty sense”) through being bitten by a radioactive bat.

2. Robin got his powers through being bitten by a radioactive robin.

3. Man-Bat was a bat who got his powers through being bitten by a radioactive man.

4. Black Canary was a canary who got her powers through being bitten by a radioactive black person.

5. Green Lantern was a lantern that got its powers through being bitten by a radioactive environmentalist.

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7 Responses to Everything You Need to Know About Comics

  1. Krekel May 4, 2007 at 5:10 pm #

    Interesting. Say, how did Captain America got his powers?

  2. Dennis Shoup May 4, 2007 at 5:51 pm #

    While standing on a radioctive patch of the good old USA he cut himself on a rock.

  3. Krekel May 4, 2007 at 5:56 pm #

    Plausible, although I thought he was bitten by Dick Cheney.

  4. Otto Kerner May 5, 2007 at 11:27 am #

    Krekel: As explained in Captain America Annual #6, that was an entirely separate event! Is Dick Cheney radioactive? Answer: no.

  5. Krekel May 5, 2007 at 5:54 pm #

    “Is Dick Cheney radioactive? ”

    Scientists are still debating the issue.

  6. scineram May 7, 2007 at 11:47 am #

    Inuyasha was bitten by a radioactive dog.

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