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Etiquette Lessons from Shakespeare, Part 1

INCORRECT:

KENT: Is not this your son, my lord?

GLOUCESTER: His breeding, sir, hath been at my charge: I have so often blush’d to acknowledge him, that now I am braz’d to it.

KENT: I cannot conceive you.

Shakespeare GLOUCESTER: Sir, this young fellow’s mother could; whereupon she grew round-womb’d, and had indeed, sir, a son for her cradle ere she had a husband for her bed. Do you smell a fault?

KENT: I cannot wish the fault undone, the issue of it being so proper.

GLOUCESTER: But I have, sir, a son by order of law, some year elder than this, who yet is no dearer in my account. Though this knave came something saucily into the world before he was sent for, yet was his mother fair, there was good sport at his making, and the whoreson must be acknowledged.

CORRECT:

KENT: Is not this your son, my lord?

GLOUCESTER: Yes.


When Libertarians Attack

[cross-posted at Liberty & Power]

I have no idea who produced this, but check out this computer simulation of Hans Hoppe, Tom Palmer, Stephan Kinsella, and Walter Block testing Block’s “negative homesteading” theory of innocent shields by trying to kill each other in a bar fight. (Conical hat tip to Geoff Plauché.)

It says “third in a series” but I didn’t succeed in locating the first two.

Since I’m on friendly terms with all the participants represented, I of course can’t admit to finding it funny ….

I will point out, however, that the “Hermann” in Hoppe’s name should have two Ns.


A Side Worth Considering, Part Duh

After I posted that last pic of Darkseid for President, it occurred to me that I hadn’t specified a running-mate.

Then I thought it would have to be one of Darkseid’s two chief henchbeings – either the ruthless tyrant Granny Goodness or the master torturer Desaad.

And then it occurred to me that our two current front runners look a hell of a lot like Granny Goodness and Desaad already:

Granny Goodness / Hillary Clinton
Desaad / Rudy Giuliani

Be afraid. Be very afraid.


A Side Worth Considering

For some interesting debate on the respective merits of Ron Paul versus None of the Above as libertarian choices in the current presidential campaign, see here and here.

As for those favouring yet a different direction, a third option is available:

DARKSEID for President


Two Ole Boys Gooder Than Which None Can Be Conceived

Men that have hazarded their lives
for the name of our Lord Jesus Christ.

Acts 15:26.

The Bible informs us that “Every valley shall be exalted, and every mountain and hill shall be made low: and the crooked shall be made straight” (Isaiah 40:4 – language also familiar from Händel’s Messiah).

The Dukes of Hazzard theme song (from the tv show, anyway; I didn’t see the movie) describes its protagonists as “straightenin’ the curves” and “flattenin’ the hills.”

Bo and Luke are one What is Waylon Jennings trying to tell us? Clearly that Bo and Luke Duke are a metaphor for the Messiah. (Why two brothers to represent one man? No doubt to represent Christ’s two natures, one divine and one human – though which represents which I tremble to say. But the picture on the right is unmistakably signifying that the two brothers are one. And anyway “Dukes” is obviously to be interpreted as dux, the Latin for “leader,” in the singular.)

And if the Duke brothers are the Messiah, then surely Boss Hogg must represent Satan, the “Prince of this world.” C. S. Lewis, move over!

I’ll spare you any attempt to assign theological meanings to the other characters….


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