See my college roommate Paul Fine, composer of the Kant Song, in a short video clip explaining how he can teach at the University of Michigan but root for Ohio State.
P. S. – You can also see him singing about a shovel.
Tag Archives | Humor
A Song I Wrote All By Myself
Man-Thing
I think I fear you
but I wanna know for sure
so come on and
hold me tight
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!
… I fear you …
Hodological Map
How the world looks to Americans. (Conical hat tip to Tom Palmer.)
Caucasian Wingnut
According to a quick Google search, this is an actual tree name and not a joke. Still, feel free to insert your own punchline.
Sexcrime!
Bestiality is often defined as sexual intercourse between a human being and an animal.
But humans are animals, and sex among humans isn’t bestiality; so, strictly speaking, bestiality is intercourse between a human being and a nonhuman animal.
Now Superman isn’t human; yet if humans count as animals, he surely counts as an animal too.
So Superman is a nonhuman animal.
Lois Lane, you are so busted.
Formula for TERROR!
I was fan of the Phantom Stranger comics back in the 70s, but I never read the very earliest issues until I got the recent anthology.
Here’s what those earliest issues turn out to be like:
Don’t worry, it got better.