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Aliens Among Us

Just caught a clip of Joy Behar talking about Joslyn James, the porn star who claims to have been pregnant by Tiger Woods.
Behar said, inter alia, that a) of course Joslyn James wouldnt have wanted to raise a child, because shes a porn star and so has no maternal instinct; and b) its not plausible that Joslyn James would have objected to Woods being unfaithful to her, because shes, you know, a porn star.
I wonder whether Behars aware that according to recent cutting-edge scientific tests, the DNA of porn stars is very similar to that of human beings?
All Your Mind Are Belong To Her
So law prof Karin Calvo-Goller writes a book with the catchy title Trial Proceedings of the International Criminal Court: ICTY and ICTR Precedents; and fellow law prof Thomas Weigend pens what seems to me a rather mildly negative review.

Why doesn't Karin Calvo-Goller want to let you read anything critical of her book?
Whereupon Calvo-Goller reacts by writing to journal editor (and likewise law prof) Joseph Weiler demanding that he suppress the review, on the grounds that it might have a negative impact on her professional reputation and academic promotion. When Weiler very politely declines (at the same time patiently explaining some of her misinterpretations of the review), she drags him into court and has him charged with criminal libel. (CHT Der Leiter. Whether similar charges are being brought against Weigend as well is unclear.)
Given that Calvo-Gollers actions threaten to injure her reputation by making her look like an idiot and a fascistic jerk, I am hereby charging her with criminal libel against herself.
Mr. Orchardson, I’m Ready For My Close-up
This painting, Quiller Orchardsons 1882 Voltaire (which I saw in Edinburghs National Gallery on my 2006 trip), is one of my favourites; but I wouldnt blame you for wondering why, for this rather indistinct print the best one I could find online scarcely does it justice. (Click to see it slightly larger.)
The painting illustrates the following famous anecdote:
One night at the Opéra the Chevalier de Rohan-Chabot, of the famous and powerful family of the Rohans, a man of forty-three, quarrelsome, blustering, whose reputation for courage left something to be desired, began to taunt the poet upon his birth …. To which the retort came quickly, Whatever my name may be, I know how to preserve the honour of it. The Chevalier muttered something and went off, but the incident was not ended. Voltaire had let his high spirits and his sharp tongue carry him too far, and he was to pay the penalty. …
Voltaire, dining at the Duc de Sullys, where, we are told, he was on the footing of a son of the house, received a message that he was wanted outside in the street. He went out, was seized by a gang of lackeys, and beaten before the eyes of Rohan, who directed operations from a cab. …
The sequel is known to everyone: how Voltaire rushed back, dishevelled and agonised, into Sullys dining-room, how he poured out his story in an agitated flood of words, and how that high-born company, with whom he had been living up to that moment on terms of the closest intimacy, now only displayed the signs of a frigid indifference. The caste-feeling had suddenly asserted itself. Poets, no doubt, were all very well in their way, but really, if they began squabbling with noblemen, what could they expect?
Theres more to the story. When Rohan subsequently learned that Voltaire was practicing his fencing, he heroically arranged to have Voltaire arrested and exiled without trial an event that resulted in one of the classics of the Enlightenment, Voltaires Letters from England, so it was all worth it from our point of view, if not perhaps from Voltaires.
This painting depicts the moment when Voltaire (right) has just been beaten up by Rohans thugs outside and is asking his patron and supposed friend the Duc de Sully (slumped passively in his chair, left) and his aristocratic associates to bear witness on his behalf, only to be met with their indifference and contempt. One might call it Voltaires moment of radicalisation.
What you cant see in this reproduction is the fiery indignation in Voltaires face: not Voltaire the courtier but Voltaire the fighter. Thats the most notable feature of the painting when one sees it in person, and its just completely invisible here; only a close-up could really convey the proper effect that makes it my favourite Voltaire portrait.
So if youre in Edinburgh, I recommend a visit; as I recall, it was on the basement level, down the left-hand ramp as one enters.
Trespassers Will Not Necessarily Be Shot and Eaten
Perhaps as agent of my karmic penalty for titling one of my recent anti-IP posts Our Communist Future, François Tremblay has a new post in which he argues that the case I make against intellectual property in my 1995 anti-IP article (an article that he says is considered authoritative Im not sure by whom) can be adapted to argue against all property (where by property I take him to mean something narrower than what Kropotkin condemns but a bit broader than what Carson condemns).
Ill respond in more detail later; but in the meantime, I have a quick response in his talkback.
Agathos!
The organization of American society is an interlocking system of semi-monopolies notoriously venal, an electorate notoriously unenlightened, misled by a mass media notoriously phony.
Paul Goodman
Check out the Paul Goodman Essay Contest. (CHT Joel Schlosberg.)
