Fact-Filled Travel Essay By Roderick on February 27, 2014 3 I’m in Chicago for the Central APA. It’s pretty cold. Personal
Short and sweet.
I keep expecting the studio audience to respond in unison with: “How cold is it, Roderick?”
“It’s so cold…Rahm Emanuel is feeling the frostbite in his missing finger.”
*Audience groans*
“I said, it’s so cold…even Chicago liberals are considering ‘packing heat.'”
*Groans rise*
“Listen now, it’s so cold…governments and corporations aren’t just in bed together, they’re spooning for warmth!”
*Audience applauds*
“We’ve got a great show tonight. Walter Block is our guest! See you after the commercial break!”