Have you ever spent sleepless nights pondering that immortal question, “What would Snakes on a Plane be like if it had been written by Geoffrey Chaucer?”
Well, of course you have; who hasn’t?
But wonder no more; I see that this question has now been gloriously answered.
And reading the above link reminded/inspired me to dig up this old piece of mine from grad school, addressing that other immortal question, “What would supermarket tabloids be like if they were written by Thomas Aquinas?”