Smell the Credibility

The Barr supporters’ lunatic strategy of trying to piss off as many of their potential supporters in the libertarian movement as possible continues.  My favourite laugh line: “mainstream politicians bring credibility to the table.” (Why am I linking to a petition I disagree with? Because I doubt many of my readers will be inclined to sign it, and anyway no real harm would be done if they did.)

I assume this petition is a response to another, thus far somewhat more popular petition.

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9 Responses to Smell the Credibility

  1. Brad Spangler September 14, 2008 at 7:58 am #

    Just FYI, “mainstream” is their funny Moon-language for “ruling class”.

    Observe…


    WHEREAS, Bob Barr is the first ruling class candidate ever to receive the Presidential nomination of the Libertarian Party;

    WHEREAS, ruling class politicians bring credibility to the table; while inflexible, impractical, ideologically “pure” candidates are simply perfectionists living in a utopian dream world;

    WHEREAS, the ideological “pureness” of the Libertarian Party has long isolated ruling class sycophant Americans as well as…

  2. Brad Spangler September 14, 2008 at 8:01 am #

    And I almost feel sorry that they couldn’t scrape up someone capable of writing “alienated” instead of “isolated”.

  3. Robert Hutchinson September 14, 2008 at 5:14 pm #

    A full one-sixth of the petition signers identify as Libertarian Republicans! Bob Barr would be a fool to throw away their three votes.

  4. steven September 14, 2008 at 6:27 pm #

    I don’t think I can even choose a favorite laugh line, Roderick. The entire petition was hilarious. I’m glad you linked to it.

  5. Darian W September 14, 2008 at 9:44 pm #

    I like this one:
    “Augusto Pinochet
    High Bridge, New Jersey
    Libertarian Republican
    Yes! Time to make the state more efficient at pushing around the undesirables. I’ve decided this is what mainstream Americans want!”

    No need to play nice. If they want to make libertarianism mean streamlined oppression they can go fuck themselves. Especially Shane Cory.

  6. Administrator September 15, 2008 at 2:17 am #

    Well, darn. I tried to sign it as Adolf Hitler (with a remark about “we mainstream politicians”) but it wouldn’t let me. Maybe that site has an anti-Hitler filter but no anti-Pinochet filter.

  7. Geoffrey Allan Plauche September 16, 2008 at 11:20 am #

    This one is pending approval at the moment:

    Emperor Palpatine
    formersenatorpalpatine@formerrepublic.gov
    Coruscant, The Empire
    Neo-Libertarian Republican
    Yes, we mainstream politicians must stick togther.

  8. Geoffrey Allan Plauche September 16, 2008 at 11:21 am #

    This one is pending approval at the moment:

    Emperor Palpatine
    formersenatorpalpatine@formerrepublic.gov
    Coruscant, The Empire
    Neo-Libertarian Republican
    Yes, we mainstream politicians must stick together.

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    […] I note that my signature on the Americans United Behind Bob Barr petition has finally been voided. I note also that there are many other voided lines, meaning that there are fewer than 50 signatures on this piece of shit. […]

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