I Won’t Believe It Because I Won’t Read It

27thAug. × ’12

Some headlines just pull you into a story.

Others don’t.

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3 Comments

  1. Jason
    Posted August 27, 2012 at 2:13 pm | Permalink

    Firefox 14.0.1 Windows 7

    If only H.L. Mencken had been alive to comment about the quality of People magazine.

  2. Charles H.
    Posted August 28, 2012 at 6:00 am | Permalink

    Safari Android 2.2;

    Kim Kardashian’s shoes don’t care about black people?

  3. Anon73
    Posted August 28, 2012 at 1:43 pm | Permalink

    Firefox 14.0.1 Windows XP

    Allow me to suggest some alternative titles:

    Kim Kardashian Kanye Katastrophe
    Kanye Kleaning Kommences!
    Kayne Empties the Closet! Decisive Living Room Fight!
    The Kase of Kim’s Kalf-Boots

    I will also put forward a suggestion for the opening quotation of the novelization of this gripping narrative:

    Happy celebrity couples are all alike; every unhappy unhappy celebrity couple is unhappy in its own way.