Archive | February, 2012

Señales Mixtas

I just saw an ad in which ethnic-cleansing governor Jan Brewer was inviting people to “come to Arizona.”

Muchas gracias por la bienvenida, Señora Brewer.

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What If Steve Jobs Were a James Bond Villain?

Word is that the following video is a promo for, but does not actually appear in, Ridley Scott’s upcoming Prometheus film, which takes place in the Alien universe but whose precise connection to the Alien franchise is not yet clear. The speaker, Peter Weyland, is presumably connected with the Weyland-Yutani Corporation, the main (human) antagonist in the Alien movies; Weyland and Yutani companies, not yet yoked by hyphens, figure in the (chronologically earlier) Alien vs. Predator movies.

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Sherlock Holmes versus Spock

So whoever it is that Cumberbatch is playing, it’s a) someone very strong and skilled at fighting (since he seems to be kicking Spock’s butt), but b) not transcendentally or supernaturally powerful (which would seem to scotch the rumour that Cumberbatch is playing Trelane of Gothos):

 
(CHT AICN.)

At least we now know how Holmes survived the end of “The Reichenbach Fall.” He was beamed up!

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I Yam Confused

So if someone says everyone should go to college, that’s snobbish.

So if someone said some people shouldn’t go to college, what would that be?

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