12 responses to “Captain Planet”

  1. John Markley

    Firefox 3.0.13GTB5 Windows Vista

    “Oh, so Mother Nature needs a favor? Well, maybe she should have thought of that when she was besetting us with droughts and floods and poison monkeys!”"

  2. Anon #658,953

    Chrome 2.0.172.43 Windows XP

    http://www.strikebackfilms.com/

    Edouard Salier’s vision is more, um, “visceral.”

  3. Anon #658,953

    Chrome 2.0.172.43 Windows XP

    John, surely you quoth a jest. Droughts are caused by corn farming, floods by asphalt paving and poison monkeys by white male NWO scientists.

    1. John Markley

      Firefox 3.0.13GTB5.NETCLR3.5.30729 Windows Vista

      Speaking of poison monkeys: At one point, there was some sort of laboratory not far from my father’s hometown in Pennsylvania. When my father was around elementary school age, there was some sort of lab mishap and everyone in his town was warned to be cautious about going outdoors because several test monkeys had escaped and were on the loose, no doubt infested with some military-engineered organ-liquefying virus like the monkey in that “Outbreak” movie.

  4. MBH

    Firefox 3.5.2.NETCLR3.5.30729 Windows Vista

    Yes! Olbermann noted that he would not mind if the designers starved, but he totally missed this point. This demonstrates the senselessness better than any ill will toward the designers.

    BTW: any chance that Obama makes the case next week that non-profit co-ops will ultimately create what we mean when we talk about a ‘public option’?

    1. Tracy Saboe

      Firefox 3.0.13 Windows XP

      You mean like the FRaternaty societies Roderick talks about here.
      http://libertariannation.org/a/f12l3.html

      1. MBH

        Firefox 3.0.13 Ubuntu

        Yeah, except that in the beginning of the 21st century, there was no Internet. Imagine the amount of competition if “lodges” were networked, and so, not restricted geographically.

        The government cannot solve the health care crisis. But its agents could, at the very least, suggest something along these lines. Since politicians are politicians, they’d want a hand in coordinating the “lodges,” but hell, it’s a step in the right direction.

        Does it count as assimilation if the government prompts an industry into more diversity?

      2. MBH

        Firefox 3.0.13 Ubuntu

        Oops. Should read: in the beginning of the 20th century.

  5. Brian S

    MSIE 7.0 Windows XP

    Nature is trying to kill us. We have to kill it first.

  6. dennis

    Firefox 3.0.13.NETCLR3.5.30729 Windows XP

    Hi I’m actor Troy McClure you may remember me from such films as “Man vs. Nature – The Road to Victory!”

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  8. Lenoxus

    Firefox 3.5.3 MacIntosh

    Seems like it was directly inspired by this: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/War_on_Terra