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Everything You Need to Know About Comics

May 03

By Roderick

Bat Signal 1. Batman got his powers (including his special “batty sense”) through being bitten by a radioactive bat.

2. Robin got his powers through being bitten by a radioactive robin.

3. Man-Bat was a bat who got his powers through being bitten by a radioactive man.

4. Black Canary was a canary who got her powers through being bitten by a radioactive black person.

5. Green Lantern was a lantern that got its powers through being bitten by a radioactive environmentalist.

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  1. Krekel
    Krekel May 4, 2007 at 5:10 pm | | Reply

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    Interesting. Say, how did Captain America got his powers?

  2. Dennis Shoup
    Dennis Shoup May 4, 2007 at 5:51 pm | | Reply

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    While standing on a radioctive patch of the good old USA he cut himself on a rock.

  3. Krekel
    Krekel May 4, 2007 at 5:56 pm | | Reply

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    Plausible, although I thought he was bitten by Dick Cheney.

  4. Otto Kerner
    Otto Kerner May 5, 2007 at 11:27 am | | Reply

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    Krekel: As explained in Captain America Annual #6, that was an entirely separate event! Is Dick Cheney radioactive? Answer: no.

  5. Krekel
    Krekel May 5, 2007 at 5:54 pm | | Reply

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    “Is Dick Cheney radioactive? ”

    Scientists are still debating the issue.

  6. scineram
    scineram May 7, 2007 at 11:47 am | | Reply

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    Inuyasha was bitten by a radioactive dog.

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